D-Sketcher

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Crescent @ Friday, June 11th 2010, 2:24 AM

Vega Crescent:
So Motherfucking Harboiled that.... So Motherfucking Hardboiled may very well be the title

Obligatory I-want-a-tablet critique: Leesa's left leg could be a bit juicier.

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Hunter @ Friday, June 11th 2010, 2:28 AM

two hot, sexy lookin' dames standing outside a hotel. I just gotta ask. Are they stakin' it out for a criminal... or for themselves XD

(yeah I know I'm dead but damn it, its worth it and they'e both really hot, very well done!)

Sketch Meister @ Friday, June 11th 2010, 2:39 AM

Booty Booty Boo- *SHOT*

XD Welcome to the wonderful world of backgrounds! Nice for your first try, man. Very nice. And fucking yes hardboiled. That white get up is now canon, dammit.

Leesa: *spins and holds the hat* X3 Eeee!

Crescent @ Friday, June 11th 2010, 2:51 AM

^^; Was too lazy to bother shading or texturing most of the background in any way. Had to hand paint all of it in since I didn't make the lines on the bg dark enough for any tools to pick up x_X

>_> And technically if you're drooling over Leesa's booty, you'd be punched, not shot. Punched with high voltage.

D: Also I thought I was clever by using -only- white and black for both Leesa and Noel's clothing... as well as each piece of their clothing being the opposite color of the other's corresponding one XD

Edit: *Whaps Erik* XP They're actually doing detective (Nay, hardboiled detective) work >_> Noel very obviously likes to punch things. And she is not-that-obviously incredibly obviously hard gay for Leesa. But she also enjoys other things, too! Things such as being a detective D:

(Edited on June 11, 2010, 2:59 am)

Hunter @ Friday, June 11th 2010, 3:04 AM

the white and black cross matching is very well done

X3 ok so they're stalking it out for a criminal

don't you mean hardboiled gay x3

Akurei Nagisa @ Friday, June 11th 2010, 3:28 AM

I fucking love the outfits. The hotel is also nice, and that neon sign gives it a perfect anachronistic feel. These two are clearly hardboiled sleuths, who today will POSE AS A TEAM, BECAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL. :O

JDeschain19 @ Friday, June 11th 2010, 10:19 AM

SOFUCKINGHARDBOILED

Looks great xD

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 3:12 AM

To quote first from last night;

Vega Crescent: Nana will raep Zephy D: ....Gently

merusfollower: XD
Which is more than I can say for Kasumi

And then in response;

GunGriever:
Kasumi: I'll have you know I'm VERY gentle.
Kasumi: Pay no attention to the ballgag and bat handcuffs.

And voila! Think my only anatomical fudge up is Camille's left shoulder needed to be lower; I kinda spot-fixed a few other minor things, but didn't have the patience to try that one ^^;;

Not quite sure how well the reverse-shading experiment on Camille hair is fairing now that I've expanded the shading a bit. Maybe I'll try just making the brown the base layer and use a looooot of black shading. Kasumi was fun to draw... once I straightened out a long set of miscues x_X (Plenty of those and a lack of smooth lines on Camille, too >>; ) So can probably do better with her on another attempt. Her drill hair in particular was fun and I'd like to try that from an angle/position where I can't just copy Cam XD

.-. A background would have really made this pic, though. >_> I guess given that and all of the above, there might just have to be a more ambitious part two of some sort if I feel like it.

Camille: Lies~ She's not gentle... At all ;-;

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Hunter @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 3:16 AM

wow... oh wow

Glory: *pokes Camille* she's always gentle with me, unless I want it hot and hard >>; but even then

I love the batcuffs XDD

Peter: so when is Adam West gonna come around and pick them up?

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Sketch Meister @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 3:17 AM

BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD Excellent dude. Exce-fucking-llent. This is win.

Kasumi: ^_^ And in the right color, to. *swings cuffs around her finger*

Actually those seem more like the cuffs from Brave and the Bold.

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Hunter @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 4:45 AM

good point

Glory: *pokes Kas* Tell them that you're not mean when you sexy us up >> *pokes her again in a tickle spot*

Mooncrafter @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 10:45 PM

Zephy: .....X//////////x;; You all scare me...

Agreed Zephy... Agreed.

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 7:58 PM

Super quick, super crappy thing I wanted to get out~

I was listening to this song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGM9DR-ZuSE

Which happens to be one of Camille's themes. And I remembered back when the album came out and I showed the song to Jason with a comment on an idea for a super spy TV series featuring Celia and Camille, which inspired this sketch from him - http://i41.tinypic.com/adhxj7.jpg

So just now I thought 'Hm, that was a cool idea, wonder why it never went anywhere...'

Oh yeah.

Because it would NEVER work.

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JDeschain19 @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 8:04 PM

xDD Haha. I remember that. Awesome comic.

Celia: Stealth is for wimps.

Hunter @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 8:46 PM

XDDD

Akurei Nagisa @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 12:15 AM

AW. XD It's adorable. And so very Celia. XDD

Sketch Meister @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 1:36 AM

XD That so seems like a Batman/Superman moment.

YoshinoSuki @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 2:31 AM

I dunno why my brain, at this moment, decides the perfect commentary is "I'm not a Rogue, dawg, I'm a Bear. RAWR! SMASH!"

I apologize for the WoW References, but they kinda fit. XD;

Nice work though. <3 XD

Crescent @ Wednesday, June 9th 2010, 5:02 AM

You just may not want to be making any implications of Celia using the word "dawg", though XD

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 3:52 AM

In light of the error with Nana's figure that Cam and Erik pointed out, I found it my duty to correct things >_>

I also drew Nana's hair a bit differently. I really like how it came out. .-. Unfortunately, the areas between Nana's head and her rear... not my best work. I'll avoid the self-critiquing rant, though XP

I'll leave things at just the title XD You can use your own dirty dirty minds to finish Nana's thought D:

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Mooncrafter @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 3:53 AM

Poor...Poor... POOR Zephy..

Crescent @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 3:55 AM

Ooooh yes.

I'm also pretty proud of the expressions. It should be easy to guess that you're looking at Nana's RAEP face :3

Mooncrafter @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 3:56 AM

Zephy: !! Kasumi-sempai!!! SAVE ME!!! >/////<

Sketch Meister @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 3:56 AM

Kasumi: *sits back with popcorn* ^^ Proceed.

You'll get better. Trust me, the back is a bitch. That being said, REALLY nice hips.

XD I do love that it's still different from Kasumi's RAPEFACE. Hers is more "I'm gonna eat you aaaaall up~" while Nana's seems more "Yaranaika~"....

.... yes Nana has a RAPEFACE like a sleazy cellmate. I find it hilarious. XD

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Crescent @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 4:27 AM

Zephy has nothin--- er, not much to worry about!

Nana's gonna rape her... Lovingly D:

Akurei Nagisa @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 4:40 AM

Daaaang, Nana is fine, but Zephy...she has a DAT ASS like Haruka's. >_> Too bad for the other ladies that Nana is about to tap it like no tomorrow. XDD And yes, her face is totally "YARANAIKA?"

Your grip of the human form is improving every time, dude. 8D Keep going!

Hunter @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 5:53 PM

wow. very nice~ Nana got some ass on her. poor Zephy XD yes, she's gonna get hot, hard, but tender raep

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Monday, June 7th 2010, 11:22 PM

I'd say no reason at all for this one... But it's because of one of Nana's theme songs ^^;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHd_TnYa6r4

Starting to want a tablet more ;-; Again would have been able to fix a couple minor aspect/proportion things.

Anyways, Poor Zephy D:

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Sketch Meister @ Monday, June 7th 2010, 11:46 PM

XDD BUNNIES!!!

Be careful though, Nana is looking like he has no ass.

Crescent @ Monday, June 7th 2010, 11:49 PM

Yeah, that's the big thing I would have liked to have been able to fix~ Angling her front leg out a little bit more to fix that would also have made the proportions of her pose look a bit better.

^^; I probably should have tried fixing the line freehand when I colored it.

Hunter @ Monday, June 7th 2010, 11:56 PM

oh damn! nice looking bunnys

I gotta say..I agree, she is looking a bit assless ^^; love the faces!!

Edit: yes, I mistyped, I was agreeing with cam. surprising that I actually noticed as I've no eye for drawing or anatomy apparently.

but I really DO love the faces!! and the poses are really nice!

(Edited on June 8, 2010, 12:00 am)

Mooncrafter @ Tuesday, June 8th 2010, 12:13 AM

LOL oh god I so have to draw these as soon as I finish my pictures!!!

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Sunday, June 6th 2010, 2:01 AM

Kickin' it old school here. For not only is Voltmon my oldest digimon, his design here is heavily based on ancient D-Zero Voltmon art done by Cam.

Not one of Shinn's evolutions, though, Voltmon appears in "Rain of Fire! Soldramon Running Rampant!" as a member of the Ryumon Tribe. Design-wise, Voltmon actually shares more in common with Ryumon than Soldramon does - not only general body shape, but also instead of moving to the back as they do with DU Soldramon, Ryumon's Generator Wheels remain on Voltmon's arms, powering his claws and his signature Rolling Thunder attack much like the generator wheels drive DU Ryumon's Flame Elements.

This was a really quick sketch that I didn't bother to clean up the lines on and just quickly painted on a base layer of colors without shading. Stuck with fairly comic-style proportions to sorta emphasize his speed and grappling power. Also, while his forearms are on the metallic side because of the equipment, the rest of his armor is supposed to be a bit more on the 'natural' side. Should really just be more of an off-white. I was just lazy and wanted to make sure the armor-y bits were differentiated from his skin. ^^;.

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Sketch Meister @ Sunday, June 6th 2010, 2:10 AM

WOW. Oh man I remember drawing him SO long ago. XD It's great to know you remembered the design. I like this, very simple and to the point, a simplicity I think I lost while trying to improve my work.

Is he tail-less or did you just forget to draw it in?

Crescent @ Sunday, June 6th 2010, 2:11 AM

The former ^^; Voltmon's more in line with "dragon man" digimon.

>_> And I actually have even older art of yours on my computer somewhere XD

Hunter @ Sunday, June 6th 2010, 2:22 AM

oh wow, neat man!! very cool

Akurei Nagisa @ Monday, June 7th 2010, 3:23 PM

I meant to comment on this earlier, but I actually really like this. He has echoes of Adventure-02's Raidramon without copying the concept, and the little details of his armor I find very neat. 8D Bravo sir!

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 8:23 PM

Wanted to try improving on some things, so here's a quick 'next' to my last pic.

Got her hair a bit better, though I should probably go with more 'complete' strands rather than the couple errand lines as far as its length goes. I colored it with browns much closer to what Cam used in the Iris x Junko pic than what I've normally been using and do think it came out better - though I may try making it a tinge darker next time I draw Junko.

Still kinda meh on the shading of her skin, but it is an improvement over last time.

General failure this time is that I was going for her body being tilted at a slightly greater angle and didn't commit through it enough... so her cleavage doesn't look as good as it did in the last pic.

Malcom likes that looking up at him, I'm sure >_> So he best try and curb the evil government agent routine~ Especially since what's left in the corner of her mouth answers another intriguing question about Junko's habits XD

Done with this angle, but probably more to come from the night in question, gonna want to continue working on Junko-related shading/coloring.

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Hunter @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 8:30 PM

Iris: *grins* ahh, so she likes cream from her coffee-man x3

nice man. I really like the pic. her breasts came out nice, the facial expression, her skin tone. wow

Sketch Meister @ Saturday, June 5th 2010, 2:51 AM

Definitely winning tits there, man. And the hair is nicely done to. Your line art is definitely cleaning up more and more.

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 6:24 AM

Trying... Several things new ^^;;

The perspective... Mostly works. Malcolm would literally be at the edge of the pic, which isn't necessarily apparent enough. And at the angle I ended up at, Junko's lips should probably be more clearly indicated.

Trying to improve my shading. Still kinda meh when it's not really obvious (such as my last Leesa x Noel H-pic). Junko's skin is a bit flat, though I'm starting to mess with mixing in more shades and in different ways.

Ditto with her hair; I stuck with my regular colors here... which are kinda flat compared to the browns Cam used, despite that I also mixed in an additional lighter shade. Was kinda worried about going too light, even though the other colors are definitely more vibrant/realistic.. though neither really is a Japanese girl with brown hair XD

But yeah~ Not much to say on the content itself. >_> I'm sure Malcolm will thank me for the combination of stereotype and the perspective.

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Akurei Nagisa @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 7:21 AM

Gendou: ...So this is that "reconnaissance mission" from last week, I take it. T_T Tell me, what did you find out, Early-san?

Malcolm: >_>;;;;; Um, it's...ah....

Gendou:... I'm docking your pay.

Malcolm: ...dang.

XD Very nice! Um...If I tried to criticize, I'd just echo you, but I like the perspective and, of course the act. Also... Junko is a brave woman. XD

YoshinoSuki @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 8:09 AM

Very nice pic for a magic number. *cough* ANYWAY. XD

...........I really like her cleavage. There, I said it. >_> *stares*

Sketch Meister @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 10:06 AM

XD My she can play a.. variety of instruments.

>_> Just remember, Malcolm. The more your black ops your way through things, the further away you go from this.

Crescent @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 4:03 PM

XD I was also a fan of

Malcolm: Reconnaissance! I swear! ^^;;;

Gendou: Of the back of her throat? T_T

Malcolm: ...Maybe? ^_^;;;;;

Hunter @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 4:19 PM

Malcolm: Reconnaissance! I swear! ^^;;;

Gendou: Of the back of her throat? T_T

Malcolm: ...Maybe? ^_^;;;;;

BWHA XDDDD

I agree. Junko is a brave woman

Iris: o.o d-damn~ *edges closer to Dag looking intimidated* >//>;

I'm not one to crit, you know that. maybe its me but Malcolm's ... yeah.. looks kinda pinched O.o but you're your own worst critic man ^^; *pat pat justin*
I echo boob-sentiment. nice cleavage

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Crescent @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 4:35 PM

Well, you have to keep the 'Malcolm kinda front and side' perspective in mind XP ...Which, as mentioned didn't entirely come out perfectly though ^^;;

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Thursday, June 3rd 2010, 6:20 PM

Blame Cam... Again! D:

GunGriever: oh, another thing about the Double movie
HOLY FUCK Saeko has an ass.
I mean i got to that part where she,
Kirihiko, and Wakana were walking up and I said mmm DAMN Wakana has a- waitaminute... that skirt doesn't match that outfit.
*rewind*
.... that can't be.
*rewind*
.... GODDAMN SAEKO.

So yeah, here's an evil woman with an ass.

...Though the pose I ended up with didn't quite feature Ava's best assets to the degree I was originally wanting to go for XD I'm generally liking the result, though, considering the 2 or so weeks ago when I first started regularly contributing here, I couldn't fucking draw her hair for the life of me and ended up getting it pretty well here.

I'm kinda starting to want a tablet more, though ;_; Two main reasons being;

1. "Late" edits. Whether writing or drawing or whatever, I often catch a lot of stuff after the fact ^^; Maybe doubly so with art, once I start coloring things. Ava here included, there are usually a couple things I catch later on where I could improve on stuff if I had the easy ability to fix a line or two.

2. Backgrounds. They can kinda be a bitch when there is no background layer XD I'm also often kinda unsure/hesitant to draw them in beforehand, as I either don't have ideas yet or am afraid of ruining the main attraction ^^;

Anyway, rant over >_> Here's Ava, including an actual glimpse at her face this time! Wish I coulda gotten her grin a little more evil in an "I'm about to stab you and enjoy it very much" way.

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Hunter @ Thursday, June 3rd 2010, 6:55 PM

I see nothing wrong with this! twirl-leaping attack of death!!

lookin' good man! lookin good!!

YoshinoSuki @ Thursday, June 3rd 2010, 8:22 PM

Ass AND tits. Holy crap. Winning Combo. >P

Very nice work on the shiny patent leather though. XD!

JDeschain19 @ Thursday, June 3rd 2010, 8:39 PM

Dat evil ass.

Sketch Meister @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 12:04 AM

*_* Why yes, I'm good to die now why do you as- *STABBED*

XD Definitely getting better with that anatomy, man.

Akurei Nagisa @ Friday, June 4th 2010, 12:09 AM

...I remember talking with you about this last night, and yeah, she kind of says it all with the pose. XD

I also like her face. It has this whole look of "Oh, please. You don't even matter."

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 5:42 AM

Blame Cam <_< After doing the Efosmon quickie, I was kinda feeling like doing something else D'AWWW-worthy... While Cam was watching the Begins Night portion of the Decade x Double movie (aka the only good part >>; ) and mentioning The Long Good-Bye, so this is the inevitable result.

So here's Leesa reading her favorite book while Noel's still all asleep and clingy.

...Because, come to think of it, although even in private she doesn't necessarily really act like it much... when push comes to shove, Noel may very well be my most needy character in terms of emotional attachment XDD

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Sketch Meister @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 4:14 AM

Oh DAAAAAAAAAAAW *_*

And yeah, that's pretty in-canon. Leesa tends to sleep naked.

Hunter @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 4:27 AM

daw worthy indeed!! cute, very nicely drawn

YoshinoSuki @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 4:51 AM

D'awww. X3 So cute.

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 12:27 AM

It's Junko's partner, Efosmon.

Hi Efosmon!

^^;; About all there is to say. Though, she came out just a pinch too general bat/Kivat-y; in hindsight prolly could have used making her body a little more rounder and wings a bit shorter.

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Hunter @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 12:31 AM

too cute!! XD I love it!!

Sketch Meister @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 12:39 AM

... OH MY GOD I WANT ONE.

YoshinoSuki @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 12:58 AM

OMFG Adorable!!!! *_*

Akurei Nagisa @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 1:33 AM

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *_* SO CUUUUUUTE

Droidemon: =KAWAII NA~ *______*=

Malcolm: ...well. Well...crap. o_o;;; That's...oh my God cute overload overwhelming government training...x_x;;; Crap....noooooo....

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 11:17 PM

Here's Sentinelmon, the as of yet to debut armor evolution of Mayumon using the Digimental of Deceit. Not exactly a surprise to spoil, considering Deceit fits Ava just as tightly as her Crown Uniform fits her ass. If not tighter.

So well that nothing about Ava changes when under the influence of the Digimental of Deceit XD Well. Her treacherous-evil-bitch grin gets a bit more maniacal. But only just a little.

Pictured is Sentinelmon's base Deception mode in which he is virtually undetectable, can use his reflective arrestors to create visual illusions, and do basically everything Mayumon can do in terms of fostering chaos through communication and data sabotage.

I might get around to also drawing his offensive Invade mode where the fronts of his reflective arrestors fold out into cannons and his rear half splits open to provide combat maneuverability and reveals some missiles.

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Sketch Meister @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 11:19 PM

XD I fucking love it. SENTINELMON SUPERIOR.

Man... that's what, three Fortress-Class Digimon thus far? Shit is getting intense. X3

Crescent @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 11:21 PM

>_> And for anyone curious because of the partial angle, yes thar blows a Monoeye.

Hunter @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 11:22 PM

... fuckin' A.

>> so... Frank Welker do the voice?? Yes?

wow man, you're really improving on your pics!

Hunter: thats it. we need some back up here. we Freelancers can't be let down

Sketch Meister @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 11:25 PM

Actually Hunter this means that the three primary factions have Fortress-Class Digimon.

Kasumi: ... *looks at her group* T_T One of you get cracking!

Crescent @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 11:25 PM

*Cough* <_< Take what you want out of Mayumon's name being "Welker" XD

Crescent @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 11:28 PM

...Aaaaaand good luck to Stability XD

A vampire, a demon, a werewolf, and... a plushie. Nothing entirely sounding like Fortress-class material there.

Hunter @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 11:37 PM

... oh fuck. duh!

Woobie: >> if you could do it with a digimental so can we! remember, with Reliability I become JumboWhamon!

... hey, thats right, he does!!

Woobie: oi! Watch that Plushie talk. I fit into the horror theme too you know!

YoshinoSuki @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 12:28 AM

Must stop thinking about Knight Rider's KITT with the red 'eye' up there. No. Bad brain. XD

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 6:59 PM

...After seeing the tophat included in Cam's last image, I had an urge to draw Camille XD

Now, this makes me the third person to put her up on the Sketcher, but the first to present Camille without a ballgag. Not that there's anything wrong with them :3

Here she is in one of the many subtle variations of her Business Attire.

Of note... I remembered Camille's hair really is supposed to be on the brown side ^^; But she looks so lovely with the black-ish hair, I kept the base color black and experimented with the shading, using brown to highlight and shadow. Also, I failed so hard with her right hand ;-;

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Hunter @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 7:13 PM

mmm she almost looks like she's cosplaying as Black Canary with the tights, body suit and jacket. though the jacket is SO Zatanna (she wore hosery, Canary wore fishnets... lovely fishnets)

you're coming along great man. Very awesome. also funny about the no ball-gag gag XDD

Crescent @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 7:17 PM

That's actually where most of the variations for this outfit would come in XP Fishnets here, but other things sometimes. Also kinda of want to draw her with her full alternate work clothes; the top hat, a dress, and gloves.

Sketch Meister @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 10:50 PM

Eeeeeee! Magiiiiiic! *____* Love the design, very classic magician.

JDeschain19 @ Monday, May 31st 2010, 1:21 AM

Gotta love those outfits...

Celia: Very nice indeed... >:3

YoshinoSuki @ Wednesday, June 2nd 2010, 12:06 AM

Hands are haaaaarrrrd. Don't worry. ^^;

I love the outfit. ^_^ She's cute.

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 1:42 AM

^^;; I've been telling Mariah I was gonna draw something with Zephyra and Nana for at least a week now.

She thought it was cute, but I'm a bit more harsh on it XP Hence why I was kinda lazy with the coloring, didn't do the detail on Zephy's sweater. I could use to improve on Zephy's face and hair a bit more... and think Nana's face came out too boyish, even for someone with a boyish face.... among other problems with it ^^;;

Also, blame Mariah for the girl-girl vibe! D: She was the one who wanted a potential suitor for Zephyra XD

Because I am a bit conscious of going overboard, since she was right after introducing Noel and Leesa, Cyan's Most Ambiguous Crimestoppers ^^; The rest of my character roster is completely straight... Well, mostly straight.

Camille: >_> Why do I feel as if you're referring to me?

Oh, no reason. http://www.dnatamer.net/oekaki/pictures/OP_232.png

Camille: Hey, waitaminute! That was non-consensual!

>_> It's not rape if you enjoy it.

Camille: ...>_> Okay, the rest of us are mostly straight.

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Mooncrafter @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 1:43 AM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww They're so cute~<3

Purple and pink always go great together

Sketch Meister @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 1:44 AM

... why does this seem like a "you gonna get raped" picture? Maybe my mind is just that bad... Very nice work though, dude.

Crescent @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 1:58 AM

It's not you, Nana's train of thought there probably isn't terribly far off XD

Hunter @ Sunday, May 30th 2010, 1:58 AM

daaww. so cute

and I wouldn't worry about going overboard man. DU is populated by a bunch of teenagers, hormones run high. as for sexuality... *shrug* so what

I was bored one day and sat down and figured out the sexuality of my characters too... hell of a sliding scale lemme tell ya

my most straight is Haruka, but she's Adventerous

on the other side of the scale is Iris who is out-and-out bi.

surprisingly I don't have a totally lesbian character in DU

Now that I've hopefully "calmed" your "worries" lemme comment on the pic.

it's very sweet, very tender. I can see a "what? I-I wasn't do anything!" look and a "I see what you're doin' there" grin

Glory: *blushes at the pic that was posted as evidence*

YoshinoSuki @ Tuesday, June 1st 2010, 11:25 PM

Zephy's face looks so confused. XD Well maybe worried is a better term? X3

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 4:16 AM

Okay, okay, bear with me! ^^;; I've done more than just that Junko pic! ...Just they've all sucked. Ask Cam, I showed him an aborted sketch of Hikiganemon featuring an improved armor design.

And more yuri here... but I don't have many other options at the moment ^^; I'm comfortable enough drawing both Noel and Leesa. I've considered drawing JunkoXMalcolm, but no reference for Malcolm existed other than a few lines of text >_> If Graham's agreeable enough to the appearance, I may try drawing Malcolm based on his LIKE A BOSS rendering ^^;

Anyway, yeah. As I had said, I wanted a chance to show Noel's more womanly side a bit in terms of her figure. And it's just... the only time Noel will really ever look/sound girly is in Leesa's hands XDD

The name implies such. Also, anything was better than me titling this "Cyclone Effect" >_>

I definitely consider this an improvement over my last effort, though still a proportion rough spot or two that I've noticed after-the-fact. That, and Noel's hair ended up a pinch too short.

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Sketch Meister @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 4:23 AM

HUGE IMPROVEMENT IS HUGE.

O_o DAMN. Ok, see, THIS is a fast fucking improvement. *fist bump* You sir have come a ways in a few tries.

YoshinoSuki @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 4:26 AM

Wow. I really like this one. O.o Especially the shading.

Awesome job!

Hunter @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 4:27 AM

holy DAMN. I agree with Cam, this is a HUGE leap in just a few pics o.o *fist bump x2* damn dude!!

very sweet, tender moment being shared here. wow. just wow.

also, shading = win

Crescent @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 4:30 AM

^^ Thankyees.

Still kinda ripping poses/general shading cues from one/several inspirational pics... But I've been fairly constantly doing that through my last several, which only means it's been an effective strategy XD

.....They'll probably be another Leesa and/or Noel pic sometime in the not-too-distant future simply as a barometer for trying entirely 'blind' ^^; Though, I guess Junko's also an option for someone I've gotten a grip on.

JDeschain19 @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 4:40 AM

Very well done. :3

The Sketcher is active tonight... o_O

YoshinoSuki @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 4:44 AM

It really is. I'm highly distracted actually trying to make "Color Matched Templates" for the Oekaki Board based on the Main Site, DDT, and DU. XD I broke it twice. Thank God I'm just looking at it from my Profile. >_>;

Akurei Nagisa @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 5:33 AM

This is fantastically improved! O.o And you got away from the Peach influence on Leesa! Very nice. XD

The only harsh criticism I'd make is Noel's face is boyish, but hey. ^^;

And feel free to do up Mal based on Like A Boss. xD It's not very far off--he usually has sunglasses and smiles a lot more, but, y'know. I'll see if I can't revamp his bio and put it up tomorrow, he's languished in Admin Chara long enough.

Crescent @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 2:14 PM

Boo XP But prolly also due to the mentioned error that I made Noel's hair too short. It's supposed to come down closer to the bottom of her neck in the back.

Mkay. Should have a bit of time with his bio, probably gonna take another crack at Hikiganemon again, and still have a few other characters/digimon I want to get to >_> But assumingly foremost, I've been telling Mariah that I was gonna draw something with Zephyra and Nana for like over a week now ^^;;

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 5:29 PM

Alternatively, Shy Girls Can Be Hot Too!

>_> Or still also, Motivation for Malcolm to Keep his Moral Compass in Check

A quickie that, like Cam's recent Haruka pic, is a pose inspired by a very Junko-y looking image. Hips a little small again, needa stay conscious of that. Well, probably just more of sloping the curves the wrong way in this case~

(Uploaded by Crescent)

JDeschain19 @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 6:31 PM

Very cute n sexy.

Sketch Meister @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 9:05 PM

Yeah, a little more curve to the body would make this pic.

That being said, the face is DAMN GOOD. Has a very naughty nature to it while keeping that cute imagery.

Strag: >_> Ten bucks says Malcolm fucks up this chance.

Tetsuo: That seems like a sucker bet.

Hunter @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 9:34 PM

daaw... so cute! but so sexy!!!

Iris: ... *steals Junko* >>; mine~ Malcom no have!!

Akurei Nagisa @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 12:27 AM

I don't know, I think she's incredibly cute. o_o; Damn, Malcolm, you better hold back on the Freelancer-kidnapping and brainwashing and whatnot.

Malcolm: *>_<* I DON'T EVEN DO MUCH OF THAT AS IS!

Hunter @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 12:51 AM

problem is now, he has to get Junko back from Iris

Iris: >> *has Junko tied up to a bed, standing in front of said bed with both ehr swords out* >>;; my toy~

Crescent @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 2:43 AM

Heh. Well, Junko -is- hiding some curves, but she does generally fall into the 'thin' category - She definitely doesn't have the sort of bombshell body that Ava and Noel do ^^; So I guess to an extent I was intentionally being conservative in order to reflect that and not flare out her hips and give her a Leesa-grade ass or anything XD Hips just probably needed to be a bit more outward-sloping instead of inward-sloping all the way. Kinda had it on her right more than her left.

...And Iris is probably asking for a Daedalus strike team or something >_>

Akurei Nagisa @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 3:54 AM

Malcolm: Strike team? >_> She keeps it up I'll remove her ability to orgasm without hearing the word 'rutabaga'.

You telepathic types are cold. Though I'll point out that Iris has Dagrus. >_>;;;;; I know everyone being bi-curious is fun and all, but there's a limit.

Hunter @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 4:47 AM

Iris: oh poo Graham I'm just having fun! I'm not gonna steal Junko away from Malcolm in-game or anything, geez >>

Iris: ^^ and for the record... there's no "curious"

I seriously hope you aren't getting pissed Graham. I was just joking around here with the comments.

(Edited on May 28, 2010, 4:50 am)

Akurei Nagisa @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 5:00 AM

No no, just pointing that out. ^^; Though I was annoyed with my phone at the time. X_x;

Malcolm: RUTABAGA. >_>

Hunter @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 2:21 PM

Iris: keep it up Malcolm and I won't share stuff anymore X3 kekeke

ok, good. I think I had sleep dep so.. yeah x_X

Crescent @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 6:16 PM

^^;; I don't want to shoot myself in the foot, so instead of an absolute, I'll just say that as far as anything that matters go, Junko's 99.8% straight XD

Hunter @ Saturday, May 29th 2010, 1:59 AM

Iris: *grins, knowing she's that .2% and Malcolm LOVES watching that .2% be indulged* XDD

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 3:25 PM

Thought I'd take a crack at... some anatomy practice, as the lingo seems to be XD End result? I need more practice ^^;;

I think the two main faults are that I was a bit worried about Noel's shoulders looking too big, so as a result her neck/head was left looking a little large. And then Leesa could have used being angled to her left some; as is Noel's left arm is a bit long. That probably would have benefited the rest of Leesa's pose, too. (Also, Leesa's hips probably should be wider XD )

....I kinda want to try something that features Noel more, and also showcase Leesa's, er, proactive side. >_> But I promise not until I draw some other characters/digimon first ^^;;;

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Sketch Meister @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 9:04 PM

FREE YOUR HEEEEEEEEEAT!! *guitar riff*

XD It's always hard the first time man. Trust me, the first hentai pics I ever did were fucking embarassing. For a first try I say you should be proud of yourself.

Strag: >_> So what clinches it?

*SMACK!!!*

Strag: GAH! X_x

Hunter @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 9:29 PM

very nice for your first time man. very good. you've taken the first step and can only improve from there.

I love the blush, and you get a real feel of both love and lust. Passionate embraces with that primal NEED

*bro-fist* good going man

Akurei Nagisa @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 4:00 AM

Delicious lesbian detectives are delicious. I really like Leesa, actually--her expression is cute as hell even if I kept thinking she looks like Princess Peach. XD;

Droidemon: *has a paper cactus cutout in front of him*...*with a webcam attachment plugged into it* =>_> Heh heh. They won't suspect a thing!=

YoshinoSuki @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 2:37 PM

I agree. For a first time, that's very awesome.

I, however, am quite jealous of your fingers and toes. I kinda still suck at those. >_>;

Very nice. ^.^

Crescent @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 6:26 PM

I'm still iffy with fingers, but at least I'm passable now. I will agree with the latter though, I was pretty impressed with how good Leesa's foot ended up coming out XD

>_> And I won't lie Graham, I have been trying to steer my Leesa back into the Nia direction and away from the Peach one ^^;; I need to make her hair a bit more cloud-y when possible and do more of what Cam did by shading some patches of her hair an alternate shade. Or maybe just add some more diversity to the top of her head - I had just kinda rounded it off myself, Cam hasn't drawn the top of her head anywhere so I just kinda had to guess ^^;;

...Droidemon might start needing to fear for his safety though, because Noel runs with a "No Cacti in the bedroom" rule XD

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 3:12 AM

>_> I keep drawing Leesa and/or Noel because I can't stop listening to Cyclone Effect XD

...Or is it I can't stop listening to Cyclone Effect because I can't stop drawing Leesa and/or Noel? x_x

Whichever! Sue me, Leesa's fun to draw, and I had another idea. But I need to start getting less lazy and start shading in 3+ tones, instead of my current base tone + shadow. At least I was able to draw her hand moderately well XD

Anyway, here Leesa is baking some tasty sweets. Also, the glorious existence that is her posterior.

Noel: .......*Must not make stares obvious. Must not make stares obvious. Must not make stares obvious* >__>

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Hunter @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 3:15 AM

... god bless short shorts *salutes you good sir!!!*

also. cactus cookies! XDDD

I bet Noel wishes Leesa did a little hadaka apron x3

Sketch Meister @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 3:20 AM

XDDD Yeah, that's pretty spot on what Leesa wears around the apartment.

Strag: *_* ARREST ME!

JDeschain19 @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 4:44 AM

She has a lovely little booty |D

Celia: I concur. :: Sagely nod::

And short shorts are always win on sexy ladies. ::Thumbs up::

Apron's nice too... xD

Akurei Nagisa @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 4:48 AM

Oh my God cactus cookies. XD And yes, apron + dat ass = win.

Corvusmon: *_* I like round butts and I can not lie.

Droidemon: =But she's Noel's, we can't deny--=

Umbromon: STOP THAT!

JDeschain19 @ Thursday, May 27th 2010, 4:50 AM

Celia: Everyone needs their own round-reared Goddess~

YoshinoSuki @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 2:33 PM

Bahahaha. Cactus Cookies. XD

Very nice! XD

Crescent @ Friday, May 28th 2010, 6:35 PM

XD I do have to give credit to Cam on the cactus cookies. They're originally his brainchild, Leesa had baked some in a chat RP.

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Wednesday, May 26th 2010, 12:28 AM

So, there's that new mechanical beetle digimon from Cross Wars - Varistormon. But his name spelled in katakana, and sometimes romanized that way at the moment is "Baristamon". Which got me thinking, NEEDS MORE COFFEE.

So here he is! As you can see, literally swirling in delicious coffee goodness! (And also digizoid armor!)

Baristamon loves him some coffee. But rest assured, because he also loves to serve.

...*Puts on shades* Serve Pain.

He NEEDS his perky caffeine fix. As you will see... >_> Because yes, not content with bringing whole-bean roasted goodness to the sketcher, Baristamon is determined to spread the love across Cyan!

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Hunter @ Wednesday, May 26th 2010, 12:32 AM

BWHAHAHAHA

oh my god! I love it

we gotta come up with attacks too!!

Sketch Meister @ Wednesday, May 26th 2010, 12:50 AM

.. WIN MOTHERFUCKER. WIN. XDDDD

Oh lord help him if Robyn finds him...

YoshinoSuki @ Wednesday, May 26th 2010, 12:16 PM

He's cute. XD But I repeat what I said in Cam's post in GD. XDD;

You, however, have gone beyond the call of duty by giving us a visual and actually CREATED it. Way to go. XDDD Beware DDT Shugo and DU Robyn. XD
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Yes, well there's jokes about whether it's "Ballistamon" or "Baristamon" because Shugo just spit out his coffee when he heard that and objected heavily.

Shugo: T_T A Digimon who works at Starbucks is fine. A Digimon who works at starbucks and is NAMED BARISTAMON is not and whoever made them deserves to die.

>_>; *inches away from Shugo*

Shugo: IT ISN'T FUNNY! >_<

Crescent @ Wednesday, May 26th 2010, 7:37 PM

Hah, yeah. Baristamon would just be... silly, though. Either Ballista or Varistor have meanings that could fit... come to think of it, probably Ballistamon, though. If Varistormon, probably would have gone "toru" instead of "ta"

...<_< But Shugo best keep himself away from Baristamon's thread at Rising Dragon.

Edit: Oh whoops, DDT Shugo >_> I'm safe, then. Unless Robyn's gonna kill me x_x

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Monday, May 24th 2010, 10:52 PM

Messing around practicing some more. This time, two people and... er, interaction!

I wanted to (well, and originally did) draw a bit more, but wasn't coming out quite right, the reference I was using wasn't too great for Noel's body type, and couldn't get her bending over slightly to look right. Didn't really clean this one up that great either, lots of eraser marks and scanner artifacts. Wish I could have done a bit better, don't think this one's entirely up to par with my last couple. But y'know, practice practice yadda yadda~

I'd comment on the subject matter, but...

Noel: >///> What are you looking at? *Deathglare*

...As I'd prefer her not to kill me, the pic itself and the titles of this pair and the Leesa one will just have to speak for themselves >_>

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Hunter @ Monday, May 24th 2010, 10:58 PM

daaaaaw so cute!! and very sweet ^_^

Sketch Meister @ Monday, May 24th 2010, 11:16 PM

.... XD

This clinches it indeed. I think this turned out quite well indeed.

Detectmon: ..... *inspects with magnifying glass*

Akurei Nagisa @ Tuesday, May 25th 2010, 3:09 AM

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ADORABLE YURI IS ADORABLE

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Monday, May 24th 2010, 8:33 PM

Wanted to try something with two of my banes - Hands and perspective. Think I did a pretty decent job with the perspective, but ye god is the hand a mess ;-;

Originally was messing with Noel in a sort of 'bring it' forward-facing pose... but the hand was looking far worse than Leesa's here ^^; And I was having some troubles getting a handle on Noel x_x Leesa like found here was originally gonna be the background of the Noel sketch, so instead changed my plans up and decided to start with this. Leesa's pretty fun to draw, though I didn't come anywhere close to Cam in terms of bringing her curvy petiteness out deliciously. x_X I also kinda fudged up on the left side of the face a bit, the bang needed to cover more of it or there needed to be another line there, otherwise her left eye needs actual detail and proper positioning as it lacks any sort of 'partly visible/side of face' illusion.

Part Two coming soonish (hopefully x_x )

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Hunter @ Monday, May 24th 2010, 8:52 PM

aww. kick ass! kick ass man!!

Sketch Meister @ Monday, May 24th 2010, 9:04 PM

Don't feel bad, man. Perspective is always the bane of artists. ALWAYS. Your art is definitely improving with each pic you post up.

That being said... *_* Cuuuuuuuute!

YoshinoSuki @ Tuesday, May 25th 2010, 2:58 AM

Perspective hates us all. She's such a slut, she'll sleep with anything else just to fuck with us. Like Shading, or Appendages, or Coloring!

Akurei Nagisa @ Tuesday, May 25th 2010, 3:04 AM

God do I feel your pain, my friend. X_X

But I think Leesa came out rather neat. And I can still tell she's the curvy pretty girly girl of Noel's dreams. XD

Crescent @ Tuesday, May 25th 2010, 3:17 AM

Boo, just noticed that I forgot to color the red orb part of her earring. Oh well, certainly not worth uploading again over ^^;

...Er, that is green orb part, I guess. Since Leesa always matches everything XD ....Though in that regard, maybe the earring should have been a different design. Unless for each different kind of earring Leesa has, she has each one in however many colors of clothing she wears ^^;;;

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Thursday, May 20th 2010, 2:29 PM

Moar cheating from me. Nana, a nice, totally wholesome new student at Stadtfeldt!

Still not quite perfect, but I like the way the pose came out. A few things I could have done better (top of head prolly could have used being a bit rounder) and a few things that just need more practice (hands, oh god, hands ;-; ). Also failed again at making the boots look at all leathery.

Maybe about time to start messing with some more detail in the future~ (In the case of this, would have been laces on her boots and putting some form of effort into making the tips of her stockings look silky)

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Hunter @ Thursday, May 20th 2010, 2:40 PM

cute!! love the hair and the stockings too ^^

JDeschain19 @ Thursday, May 20th 2010, 2:55 PM

I agree, she's a cutie.

Nice, dude.

Sketch Meister @ Friday, May 21st 2010, 4:00 PM

Oh mah gah... IT BE ZETTAI RYOUIKI!!! THE GOLDEN RATIO!!!!

Crescent @ Friday, May 21st 2010, 4:15 PM

XDDD

...Come to think of it, I guess Nana is all about Zettai Ryouiki XD Lots of shorts/skirts and stockings/boots/thighhighs

>_> Though, DU -is- full of skirted schoolgirls. I'm sure, in that case, Nana's not exactly the only one to wear thighhighs or stockings.

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Sunday, May 16th 2010, 11:47 PM

KORE DE KIMARI DA!

Wanted to draw something else, but wasn't quite in the mood to start failing hard with whatever ^^; So, chibis!>_> I hope Noel doesn't look too much like a guy, since lego-chibi lacks teh bewbs.

Inspired by an RP with Cam.

Noel was talking about Leesa's girliness and fondness of pink; Leesa bet that Noel had pink underwear and promptly put her detective skills to use by raiding Noel's dresser XD

Noel: >///< I don't like pink!

Leesa: ^^ You're lying

Okay, maybe Noel doesn't like wearing much pink, but she certainly has some affinity for somebody who wears plenty of it >_>

Noel: >__<!!!

*Is punched with 100,000 volts of electricity* X__X

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Hunter @ Monday, May 17th 2010, 12:07 AM

lego-chibi XDD cute! very cute man!

Sketch Meister @ Monday, May 17th 2010, 12:12 AM

XD BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!

This... this deserves to be DU Omake. Dammit it does.

Leesa: ^_~ Sa, omae no tsumi o kazoero!

Crescent @ Monday, May 17th 2010, 12:19 AM

*Cough* >_> I think I'd have to mark this as Adult if Noel started counting her Leesa-related sins XDDD

Mooncrafter @ Monday, May 17th 2010, 1:48 AM

Awww~ So cute ;D

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Sunday, May 16th 2010, 9:36 PM

A very quick sketch of Junko, with her usual bedhead.

^^; After failing with a few poses, I figured I probably should just draw a halfway competent face first >_> Glasses and eyes don't quite line up perfect (and for some reason I didn't even bother with her ear), but didn't quite care since this was just a quickie... T_T and I really need to be working with something more forgiving than a mechanical pencil

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Hunter @ Sunday, May 16th 2010, 10:02 PM

cute ^^ really nice pic Crescent!

YoshinoSuki @ Sunday, May 16th 2010, 10:21 PM

But I like it. ^.^

Akurei Nagisa @ Sunday, May 16th 2010, 10:22 PM

Awww! ^^ She's cute! She looks so sad and lonely, though...>_> *cough cough*

Malcolm: T____T *shoots me in the FACE* WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING.

X_X MY LIVER!

Crescent @ Sunday, May 16th 2010, 11:50 PM

...Shot in the face and hit in the liver? XD

Sketch Meister @ Monday, May 17th 2010, 12:09 AM

>_> That just means Malcolm's a hell of a shot.

In other news, OH MY GAAAAAH. *___* MOOOOEEEE~

ShiPainter

Crescent @ Friday, May 14th 2010, 4:23 AM

I haaaate you black (well, really really dark gray) x_x But lack of being able to color much of an armor-y feel works, as this is *AHEM* the "light" version of Ava's Crown uniform >_>;

Dreadlock ponytail was autofail, so just kinda obscured it. Helmet is based on Cam's design, but it was so shadowed in the pic of Leviathan he drew with her I kinda had to guess ^^;; Idea for the background didn't pan out so I just got lazy and brought out the paint bucket XP

Overall, however, I'm pretty happy with the final product, considering this is the first time I've done a mostly full body in quite awhile >_> I think the next challenge is dropping the helmet/digimon crutch and trying to competently draw a face XD

(Uploaded by Crescent)

Akurei Nagisa @ Friday, May 14th 2010, 6:30 AM

...she is a conniving bitch but damn is she hot.

Hermes: Those thighs. *_* Crap, evil women who do Pendragon's bidding shouldn't have those goddamn THIGHS.

I really like how she's somewhere etween 'absolutely badass' and 'really fucking hot'.

Sketch Meister @ Friday, May 14th 2010, 6:06 PM

Dragon: ... I approve of this.

*_* As do I!

For your first time doing full body you did pretty damn well, man. Arm needs a little work but I can tell your grasp of anatomy is there.

Crescent @ Friday, May 14th 2010, 6:31 PM

Yeah, I really didn't get the proper depth (probably because I suck hard at such XD ) I was originally going for on the pose, so the arms came out a bit weird/short.

...That and come to think of it, I ended up extending her torso because she was looking too short and that throwing the proportions of the arms off failed to cross my mind ^^;;

Glad that Ava's revised uniform's gotten a thumbs up, though XD

Hunter @ Friday, May 14th 2010, 10:32 PM

man, bet she could crack coconuts with them thighs X_X

Adrian: hell of a way to die though

Peter: I hear ya.

Eli: what an ass! nice