Why Don't We Have A Hyrule Warriors Topic Yet?

Hyrule Warriors. It's good. Like, I've played Dynasty Warriors since I discovered the glorious gem that was DW3 on a Blockbuster shelf back in like 2003ish (with all its terrible translations. "YUAN SHU! ...Youhavedeceivedme!" "GOOOOOO! YE CHILDREN OF THE YELLOW TURBAN"), and this is...This is definitely one of the best. Part of why Jess and I keep playing it instead of posting. > 3>;;;; SORRY.
Of course, part of that is the Zelda aspect of it.
And speaking of that aspect did anyone else notice how Darunia in this game is characterized as constantly attempting to kidnap Princess Ruto and take her back to his Goron cave to show her his premium sirloin cock granite shaft d as in dolomite look basically he wants to rail her against a Fire Temple wall. And he has to succeed in this in order for you to play as her. >_________> SO THERE'S THAT.
HOT GORON ON ZORA ACTION. >__________>
Of course, part of that is the Zelda aspect of it.
And speaking of that aspect did anyone else notice how Darunia in this game is characterized as constantly attempting to kidnap Princess Ruto and take her back to his Goron cave to show her his premium sirloin cock granite shaft d as in dolomite look basically he wants to rail her against a Fire Temple wall. And he has to succeed in this in order for you to play as her. >_________> SO THERE'S THAT.
HOT GORON ON ZORA ACTION. >__________>