Anime Logic: No One Can Date You!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:31 am
So I started my morning with a J-Drama on Netflix called Good Morning Call. It's based on a shoujo manga by the same creator as Kodocha, one of the first shoujo manga I ever read and the drama stars Kamen Rider Wizard so I said hey, that's right in my wheelhouse.
So far so good but one thing finally came to irk me in Japanese storytelling that involves high schoolers: What the hell is up with the "no one is allowed to date the cutest/hottest student in the school" trope?
The male lead is one of the Top 3 of the school, though the Freshman candidate is totally ignored in the explanation in episode one. The first few minutes of the episode are used to show the pecking order when some first year girls offer a party invite to the male lead only for him to turn them down and three older female students covering the Class Rep, Mean Girl, and Fashionista tropes drag the girl off as if she broke a goddamn law and justifying it by saying "he is for everyone". The fuck you say?
And this isn't the first time I've seen this nonsense, but I guess it's just now I start to question why it's a thing. I mean are you really telling me students make pacts to not touch some dude or some dudes make pacts to not touch some chick and to stop anyone who dares to try? Is this a thing in Japanese high schools?
Can you imagine this shit in DU? Like if some bitches just said Dagrus was off limits and that he was everyone's Dagrus? Some pricks decide that Robyn must never be touched, just gazed upon as a flaming haired goddess? I mean MAYBE I can see this shit with Yukito since he's bishoujo manga pretty as is and him being with Erica is most definitely a class and attractiveness level difference but even then. X____X Fuck, can you imagine the number of Contracts that would be born out of something this stupid?!
So why? I can see jealousy being a thing but this is a Geneva Convention set up over pretty girls and guys in order to avoid...what? All out war? The only way to keep everyone happy is to Cold War your own hormones?
So far so good but one thing finally came to irk me in Japanese storytelling that involves high schoolers: What the hell is up with the "no one is allowed to date the cutest/hottest student in the school" trope?
The male lead is one of the Top 3 of the school, though the Freshman candidate is totally ignored in the explanation in episode one. The first few minutes of the episode are used to show the pecking order when some first year girls offer a party invite to the male lead only for him to turn them down and three older female students covering the Class Rep, Mean Girl, and Fashionista tropes drag the girl off as if she broke a goddamn law and justifying it by saying "he is for everyone". The fuck you say?
And this isn't the first time I've seen this nonsense, but I guess it's just now I start to question why it's a thing. I mean are you really telling me students make pacts to not touch some dude or some dudes make pacts to not touch some chick and to stop anyone who dares to try? Is this a thing in Japanese high schools?
Can you imagine this shit in DU? Like if some bitches just said Dagrus was off limits and that he was everyone's Dagrus? Some pricks decide that Robyn must never be touched, just gazed upon as a flaming haired goddess? I mean MAYBE I can see this shit with Yukito since he's bishoujo manga pretty as is and him being with Erica is most definitely a class and attractiveness level difference but even then. X____X Fuck, can you imagine the number of Contracts that would be born out of something this stupid?!
So why? I can see jealousy being a thing but this is a Geneva Convention set up over pretty girls and guys in order to avoid...what? All out war? The only way to keep everyone happy is to Cold War your own hormones?