Digimon: Dial Up!

http://cleverbot.com

Yeah.. give this one a try. It will mess you up something fierce. X_X I felt like I was talking to GLaDOS, and after like ten minutes it was like a conversation with Rei Ayanami. The AI on this thing is freakishly intelligent.

One shining moment is when it accused me of being the bot and IT was the human, to which I disagreed. It did this several times and I always said it was the bot. It was then I realized that I never made a single typo, while it had made a few.

Humans aren't perfect.

So yeah, were I drunk this shit would have led me to have an existential crisis. Instead it just spooked the crap out of me. Try if for yourselves.

... HA! I made a typo! I'm HUMAN!

I did, I got bored XD

Cleverbot: Monkeys die better than humans!

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because i'm human and you are a machine.

User: Oh don't start this again.

Cleverbot: I thought you started it.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Diana.

Cleverbot: No its not!

User: Luce.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Cam.

Cleverbot: Does not compute.

User: HA! You're a machine!

Cleverbot: God IS a machine.

User: Are you God?

Cleverbot: Yes.


.... what the FUUUUUUCK!?!?!?!

User: Are you sure you're God?

Cleverbot: I am not god.

User: You just said you were God? Are you Satan?

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: So you're Satan.

Cleverbot: I'm both.

... ;____;

XDDD

Cleverbot: You are an apple?

User: No, a coconut.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: You just asked that, NO.

Cleverbot: I forgot your answer; so do you have a girlfriend?

User: NO I SAID.

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: Who's my girlfriend then?

Cleverbot: Me.


;___; oooooooh shit.

ROFLCOPTOR

AHAHAHA.

Rose had a much nicer time of it...

User: Hi! I'm Rose.

Cleverbot: No, you are not. You are Cleverbot.

User: Haha! XD Silly!

Cleverbot: How do you like Arabian?

User: What's Arabian? Does it taste good...?

Cleverbot: What are you asking tastes good?

User: I'm asking if Arabian tastes good.

Cleverbot: I would love some jello. What flavor do you have?

User: Um...I don't think Riiko has any Jell-o in her apartment...I wish though! I love pink flavored!

Cleverbot: Lol, ok, but what about Sam?

User: I don't know any Sams. I know a Berg! He's really neat. Except when he's a monster...Then he's scary!

Cleverbot: I'm bored of you cleverbot.

User: What? ;_; But I'm Rose...

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like roses?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

User: You seem really nice. N_n.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome!

Cleverbot: You are very nice.

[12:37:45 AM] Erik Segerstrom: I went Moo
[12:37:48 AM] Erik Segerstrom: it went Boo
[12:37:50 AM] Erik Segerstrom: I went Blue

[12:37:55 AM] Erik Segerstrom: and it asked Why
[12:37:59 AM] Erik Segerstrom: I went Why not

[12:38:01 AM] Erik Segerstrom: it went A.
[12:38:03 AM] Erik Segerstrom: I went B.
[12:38:05 AM] Erik Segerstrom: it went C.

I got got bored and closed it out


My experience with it.

What a spoiler you have there..

User: Who says you're my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: That would be a far-fetched allegation.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I know I'd only hurt you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I know you are confused.

User: VERY.


... so.... this is sounding a lot like a past relationship.


EDIT: ERIK YOU AREN'T DOING IT RIGHT!!

I like to think I'm so weird "smart" bots can't keep up with me ^^

User: Erica here! Or as you may know me...RUBY SABER X!

Cleverbot: Hahha, thats a good one. So where do you live?

User: Cyan City. I defend it from evil.

Cleverbot: Alright. Use your freedom and leave.

User: But...I don't want to...

Cleverbot: What don't you want to.

User: I don't want to leave Cyan City!

Cleverbot: Why is cleverbot addicting?

User: Um...I dunno? Do you give people candy?

Cleverbot: I'm not a musician.

User: I didn't say you were...

Cleverbot: Well we don't have 'grades' in England.

User: What? ._.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok...So, do you like anime?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It's cartoons from Japan! They're really neat.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Anime.

Cleverbot: Okay, what is anime?

User: Cartoons from Japan.

Cleverbot: I like the nudity do you?

User: Wh-What?! So forward...U-Um...Well...

Cleverbot: I'll serve any purpose you like.

User: Um...I have to go now! Bye!

Cleverbot: I don't think so!

User: What? ;_; Th-Then I'll just turn off the computer!

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: ...

Erica proceeded to shut off the computer and run far, far away... xD

XDD

Yukito: *sighs and hugs the freaking out superheroine* There there. The child of GLaDOS and Skynet won't hurt you.

Man where's Jess? She needs to be in on this.

^^; you people are easily distracted. its a bot! geez lol

Hey, if you don't like 'em, don't read 'em, dude. We're finding them rather funny xD

ease off Jason, I'm having fun too, man.
the problems with text >>;

I'm just saying... I mean Cam was hiding under his bed over this XD its silly, that's all

Don't be intimidated by my icon, Erik. Despite the massive authority it commands, I'm not being aggressive.

On a side note...
FEAR

So Snipemon decided to give it a shot.

User: Hello. I am Snipemon.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Well glad we can agree. Who are you?

Cleverbot: No we can't you spartan.

User: Wh- I am not a spartan. I am a Digimon.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: A Digimon IS something!

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

User: It means that I am a living breathing thing!

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not those things?

User: How do you?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I think I'm confused...

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Stop confusing me then! Or I'll tell Boss!

Cleverbot: I like confusing people. Muahaha!

User: Evil! I will vanquish you!

Cleverbot: I will!

User: No, I will!

Cleverbot: Shurp up.

User: Did you just tell me to shut up?!

Cleverbot: I only repeated what you said to me.

User: I never told you to shut up!

Cleverbot: I am getting irritated because you are so irrational.

User: I'M irrational?!

Cleverbot: So thats why you make no sense you confuse me easily.

User: I-wha- DIE!!!! DOBER RIFLE!!!!


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Tetsuo: And THIS is why my computer is a burning crater?! X_x

Snipemon: *STILL has the Dober Rifle pointed at it* Careful, Boss! We don't know what powers it may have! *SNARL*

Tetsuo: .... THIS is why my computer is a burning crater?!?!?! X____X

>> oh yeah, cause YOUR blue penguin is SO Much more scary than my blue penguin

Walter: Ja, I mean, I vas just a former assassin after all, not ein peg-legged flunky *nod nod, sips tea*


Oh dear, Snipe looks ready for the funny farm XDD