So my buddy had a real hard time against her. But you know what? I didn't.
Why is that?
Mawile.
Steel/Fairy.
Play Rough and Iron Head.
Check it:
First Pokemon is that bitch Hawlucha (Disclaimer: Hawlucha is fucking awesome). Fighting/Flying.
Not a problem tho', you know why? Cause Mawile likes to PLAY ROUGH, bitch! Enjoy that one-shot kill.
Next up is always Goodra. Is a silly Dragon-type which beats Mawile's speed and knows Fire Blast. UGH. But my Mawile has never been one-shot by it, so instead it Plays Rough with that silly pink bitch and stomps it in one round again.
After that? The king of dinos, Tyrantrum. If you don't think Tyrantrum is the best Fossil Pokemon, then you're simply wrong. Just...The wrongest you could possibly be. But Dinomons are extinct for a reason. That reason?
MAWILE, BITCH. PLAY ROUGH. GO JOIN YOUR FRIENDS BEING DEAD.
Then comes this fuckin' joker. Aurorus. Barely worth a mention. Rock/Ice means only one thing to me. 4x Steel weakness.
Enjoy Mawile's IRON HEADE. I added an 'e' because it makes it sound like a Metal band and Mawile is hardcore enough to be one by herself (My Mawile's a girl, deal with it).
Here comes the ONLY Pokemon in this team that Mawile doesn't bend over and take with no effort. Gourgeist. Seriously? Ghost/Grass that I usually unload Arcanine on for lulz, but you know what? Mawile can learn Flamethrower, Fire Blast, and Incinerate. Deal with it.
Last, but not least, Gardevoir. MEGA Gardevoir at that. One of my all time faves, but...And here's the kicker...Weak against Steel.
Iron.
Heade.
Good night, sweet Diantha, we knew you well.
(I should note this is a non-Mega Mawile. I don't know where to get the Mawilite. >_>;)
So what's the bottom line of this message?
Get a Mawile.
Respect the Mawile.
This message slightly acknowledged by the Pokemon Champion of the Mirai Archipelago, Morana Blade.