We then decided to take a look at the individuals of Dial-Up!
...It turned out that, yes, we have a blue dude--one former Divine Crown Lion, Adrian Karhl. Who goes through almost as much shit as any of the previous seasons' blue dudes! But we also realized that it doesn't stop there. In fact, just about every goddamn character here in Dial-Up has crippling psychological issues. Everyone needs to be on one gigantic therapy couch. Even the Digimon have issues.
GunGriever: This led to us and now Graham talking about how.... ya know what? EVERYONE in DU is fucked up one way or another.
GunGriever: And no one can deny it cuz if everything was fine and you were mentally sound you WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A CONTRACT.
So I figured let's just open us up a thread here and enumerate the problems the various characters have that would make previously sane shrinks weep.