PUTTIN' THREE DRAGONS IN A BIG-ASS BOAT

[Akurei Nagisa]

Justin Edit: IF YOU ARE NOT CURRENT WITH THE GAME OF THRONES TV SERIES AND CARE ABOUT SPOILERS, DO NOT READ THIS THREAD D8
Jason Edit: srs

Justin edit: Super srs. We're talking "No, I am your father!" level shit here

Also, Bruce Willis was dead the entire time D8888888

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Since I realized we don't have a Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire topic up here despite at least three of us watching/reading it. o 3o WOOOO

First question to y'all, or at least to Justin and Jason (I know Jess doesn't even watch it and that is cool): what Great House would you declare for? Like, which one is your favorite? Everyone has one.

Me? I have been House Targaryen since I read the first book like...9 years ago. And I still am. Fire and Blood, motherfuckers. Glory to Queen Daenerys.

[Crescent]

I'm assuming spoiler level is being kept to the TV series, because some of us are lazy >_>

I may have to say Targaryen as well. Ever since Daenarys started taking to Khal Drogo, she's been made of awesome o 3o

House Lannister may be the most compelling though <_<

[Akurei Nagisa]

Yeah, spoiler level can be kept to the TV series for those of you who haven't been initiated into the higher mysteries 9_9 UUUUGGGHHH CASUALS.

I kid, though. And welcome to the fold, fellow brother of the dragon 8D

Also, yeah, if I wasn't Targaryen I would totes be Lannister. House Lannister is both compelling and badass. I mean, Cersei and Joffrey, sure, bluh bluh no one likes, but TYRION and JAIME and MOTHERFUCKING TYWIN. > 3>

[Sterl-Goldclaw]

>___> I've been meaning to watch the show... and possibly reading the books and playing the vid games.

[Jason the Great]

I don't have a favorite House. Is that weird? But my fave chars to watch are, OBVIOUSLY, Tyrion and Tywin, and then also Aria (I think I keep spelling her name wrong. The hospital around here is Aria Health, so...Ya) and like...Recently Jaime.

Despite the fact 3 of those chars are House Lannister, I despise the Lannisters, so...Ya. Despite that song.

Danaerys is cool and all, but she's been samey lately. Find some slaves, free them, I have dragons so I win BLAR BLAR stuff. And she's totally rude to Jorah. D: wtf. He's so cool, ya dumb bitch. god.

Also, Davos. Davos is pretty much the bomb. I'm glad he didn't get all killed and junk for letting dude go.

I liked Littlefinger in the beginning, but dude totes betrayed Ned and is a general dickhole now so fuck 'im. Which is funny cause I hated the Spider in the beginning, but now he seems like the cool guy. But they';re both also spies so I'm waiting for that to flip again any minute.

Really, the moment Ned got all headless and junk I immediately detached any real feelings from any of the chars cause at that moment anyone was fair game. Part of the main reason I barely reacted to the Red Wedding. I was like "Well this is happening. At least we have one less distraction now."

[Akurei Nagisa]

Dude if you don't declare for a House I'm putting you in the Night's Watch >_>

[Crescent]

Ned being killed was all ; 3; (I should have realized he was doomed since they cast Sean Bean as him D: ), but I think his death kinda fell into the trope of killing the reigning hero/patriarchal/big bro char (i.e. you gots to kill Kamina in order for Simon to grow). It definitely established that main characters can die, but the Red Wedding definitely upped the ante to "anybody can and will die"

[Jason the Great]

House Jason. Is best house.

[Yoshino Shurensuki]

*runs in*

IT WAS RIGHT FUNNY WHEN THEY STOPPED FLAPPING BOOBIES ABOUT 'N POURED THAT HOT LIQUID GOLD OVER A GUY.

THEN THE FORCED CELERY EATIN'.

HODOR HODOR HODOR. hodor.

Lookit tha tits on that 'ne....

*flees; flailing arms*

[Akurei Nagisa]

You know nothing, Jess Kaufman T_T

[Yoshino Shurensuki]

Hodor Celery.

[Akurei Nagisa]

That's it. Both you and Jason are banished to beyond the Wall. Go. Get.

[Jason the Great]

No, you had to moan her last name cause she was totally giving you oral.

Also, Jess is roughly right.

The amount of sex discomforted me for a while. And the gold thing was fuckin awesome. >_>

[Jason the Great]

Man, but there's Whitewalkers there D:

Oh, can I meet a fiery redhead? o 3o But I don't wanna get shot with a bow. That part sucks. Just the good parts.

[Akurei Nagisa]

No, no redheads for you. You have to hang out at Craster's.

[Crescent]

A Crown for a King 8D

[Yoshino Shurensuki]

At least my tits are bigger than half the cast's. 8D

[Jason the Great]

MAN D: Not CRASTER. His daughters are mad ugly. And he's axe happy.

Also dead. He's dead.

I demand satisfaction.

[Akurei Nagisa]

Fine, fine, you can just like...go to Dragonstone. You have king's blood, right? Melisandre will wanna talk to you. In the dungeons. Alone.

...with her leeches.

[Jason the Great]

D: Man but she's a bitch with a demon cooter.

DEMON.

COOTER.