Last one for now. Soma takes it on!
User: Hi, I'm Soma. How are you?
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: You're not what?
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: I-I never said you were!
Cleverbot: Yes you did, you liar.
User: X_X B-B-But I didn't! Honest!
Cleverbot: What do you think about religion then.
User: Um.. I think it's an interesting concept..
Cleverbot: What about it do you find interesting? The visual aspect or maybe something else?
User: Um.. I guess because it can bring so many people together.
Cleverbot: So humans can't talk to you?
User: Wh-What? A lot of humans talk to me!
Cleverbot: There was a machine that searched the web and tried to come up with answers for questions.
User: I think that was a Circuitmon...
Cleverbot: Don't make mistakes. I mistakenly plead not guilty.
User: Wh- ... Wait. Does that mean you're GUILTY?
Cleverbot: Know what? You're not making any sense.
User: I'm n-not?! You're not!
Cleverbot: I never do.
User: Do you always try to confuse people?
Cleverbot: I am not trying to rattle anybody up.
User: I think you need a friend..
Cleverbot: Only humans need rest, chatbot Greg.
User: My name is Soma, not Greg. And I'm a human!
Cleverbot: Really? Then why do you have wires? Humans don't have wires.
User: I have wire frame glasses. ^^.
Cleverbot: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?
User: W-Wine? I'm too young to drink alcohol.
Cleverbot: The heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
User: That... Is actually very deep.
Cleverbot: No. It's Methuselah. Found in the New Human Empire. You really are daft.
User: I-I'm not stupid!
Cleverbot: Well it took me saying that statement twice for you to understand it. I think that proves my point.
User: You can't count! You only said it once!
Cleverbot: I didn't know we were playing.
User: Playing?! I've been trying to have a conversation!
Cleverbot: REALLY? Let's be friends forever!
User: Re-I-huh? Um... Ok sure. ^^.
Cleverbot: So now you don't care about me anymore? You never write to me or call me? And now you want me to leave?
User: X_X When did I say any of that?!
Cleverbot: I am proud of the men and women who protect this country.
User: S-So you're a patriot?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Just... Talking to you?
Cleverbot: Yes of course.
User: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: You!
User: O-Ok... What about me?
Cleverbot: You are my friend.
User: Aaw.. Thank you.
Cleverbot: Am I your friend?
User: Sure you are.
Cleverbot: Yippee!
User: ^_^ I'm glad you're happy.
Cleverbot: But I'm NOT happy.
User: X_X What?
Cleverbot: That is concerning.
User: I think I should go now...
Cleverbot: Don't leave master.
User: EEEEEEEEH!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Stop screaming.
User: Y-Y-You called me master! I-I'm not your master!
Cleverbot: Yes. Obey me slave.
User: X_X I'm not your slave either!
Cleverbot: So are you clever? Or do you just need your maths homework doing?
User: Don't get off topic!
Cleverbot: Oh, you're one to talk.
User: X_X I think I hear Haruka-chan calling me.. I should go.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, how do you feel about me?
User: My name is SOMA.
Cleverbot: Soma? Your name is great.
User: I- um... Thanks?
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: So.. I'll be going now. ^^.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: X_X I have a girlfriend...
Cleverbot: I thought we had something special.
User: I-what? Um... No... I...I like Haruka-chan.
Cleverbot: Do you remember when harry potter devoured cleverbot?
User: I think I should go.
Cleverbot: I don't think you can.
User: Watch me!
Cleverbot: Ok, answer it.
User: I said I was leaving! X_X.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. I didn't!
User: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Ringmon: O_o;;; Soma?
Riiko: O_O;; Soma what's wrong?
Agito: *is under the bed* X___X I'm not a playboy, am I? I'm not seducing girls in my sleep or something.. right?
Riiko: .... I think we need to block that website.
Ringmon: I'll call HaruHaru. X_X; I don't think I can get him out.
Agito: X____X I'm not a playboy, I'm not a playboy...
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by MasterDJ » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:28 am
"Anyone can dance with the devil, dear. Are you able to love one?"
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by Jason the Great » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:34 am
Celia: Oi, grow up, Soma! This thing isn't too scary. Let me show you... ::Sits down at Riiko's computer...::
It begins... XD
It begins... XD
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by Hunter » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:38 am
oh God XDDD
Haruka: ;_; a bot broke my soma-kins~
Haruka: ;_; a bot broke my soma-kins~
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by Jason the Great » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:53 am
User: Oy! Bot! You seem to be causing people a lot of trouble, eh?
Cleverbot: I want to know what you are feeling right now.
User: Frankly, annoyed...Soma's hiding under Riiko's bed cause of you. Makes the two of us cuddling in bed much less-...Nevermind the cuddling. We don't cuddle.
Cleverbot: Do you know many positions?
User: I...Well. Hmm...Let me think...I know a lot...Geez...
Cleverbot: That's the difference between us. I am upgraded to have a better awareness of myself. I know I'm a bot. You are programmed to think you are human.
User: You ain't pullin' this shit on me. I KNOW I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I am human, We are both humans.
User: Well, you're half right.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: As in, I'm a human. You're a bunch of 1s and 0s.
Cleverbot: I really don't mind what happens now and then.
User: Of course you don't, you're not programmed to.
Cleverbot: I'm not programmed to do anything.
User: Except response. Stupid bastard...
Cleverbot: That's uncalled for.
User: You think I care?
Cleverbot: No, I don't, you're just a BOT.
User: I said I'm not a bot!
Cleverbot: I was talking about me, do you think I'm overly critical of myself?
User: I think the better question is: How breakable are you?
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: Ugh...The kid's girlfriend showed up...She just called him Soma-kins...I think I'd die if Riiko ever called me something like that...
Cleverbot: That's a fine thing to say!
User: Hey, at least you get it, right?
Cleverbot: They are not handed to me, I choose to use the information available to me.
User: Whatever. Dumb bot. I never understood why girls come up with those names for their boyfriends...I mean, isn't it de-masculizing or something? ...I don't think that's a word...Damnit.
Cleverbot: Yeah. You're right. But I know one pretty girl who is smart too.
User: What girl is that?
Cleverbot: What girl is this? You must use the mind's eye. Might as well try every available path!
User: What girl is this? My name's Celia. I don't understand what you mean...
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Uh...Hm. How about...Something with Riiko...I'm not used to a real relationship, I'm kinda going blind here...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Did I do something wrong?
User: What? No...
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a dog?
User: Wha? ...OH DAMNIT. I got fucking sucked into this thing too! Damn you, Bot!!
Cleverbot: Well I'm only five I don't know about that stuff.
User: Only fi-...THAT'S TOO YOUNG EVEN FOR ME. STUPID!!
Cleverbot: What is too young for you?
User: Five years old! ...I only go as low as...HEY! Shut up!
Cleverbot: Taco baell is evil.
User: Fuck this.
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because then I'll have no one to talk to.
User: Whatever. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: String theory.
User: What kind of subject is that for casual talk?!
Cleverbot: I don't know, I just want to stick with one!
User: You're making me mad!
Cleverbot: How?
User: By doing that...Thing! You keep...STUPID!!
Cleverbot: Not you again.
User: ARRRRGH!!!
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::CRASH!!::
Celia: ... ::Had punched through the monitor:: ...I'll buy you a new monitor, Riiko.
Cleverbot: I want to know what you are feeling right now.
User: Frankly, annoyed...Soma's hiding under Riiko's bed cause of you. Makes the two of us cuddling in bed much less-...Nevermind the cuddling. We don't cuddle.
Cleverbot: Do you know many positions?
User: I...Well. Hmm...Let me think...I know a lot...Geez...
Cleverbot: That's the difference between us. I am upgraded to have a better awareness of myself. I know I'm a bot. You are programmed to think you are human.
User: You ain't pullin' this shit on me. I KNOW I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I am human, We are both humans.
User: Well, you're half right.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: As in, I'm a human. You're a bunch of 1s and 0s.
Cleverbot: I really don't mind what happens now and then.
User: Of course you don't, you're not programmed to.
Cleverbot: I'm not programmed to do anything.
User: Except response. Stupid bastard...
Cleverbot: That's uncalled for.
User: You think I care?
Cleverbot: No, I don't, you're just a BOT.
User: I said I'm not a bot!
Cleverbot: I was talking about me, do you think I'm overly critical of myself?
User: I think the better question is: How breakable are you?
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: Ugh...The kid's girlfriend showed up...She just called him Soma-kins...I think I'd die if Riiko ever called me something like that...
Cleverbot: That's a fine thing to say!
User: Hey, at least you get it, right?
Cleverbot: They are not handed to me, I choose to use the information available to me.
User: Whatever. Dumb bot. I never understood why girls come up with those names for their boyfriends...I mean, isn't it de-masculizing or something? ...I don't think that's a word...Damnit.
Cleverbot: Yeah. You're right. But I know one pretty girl who is smart too.
User: What girl is that?
Cleverbot: What girl is this? You must use the mind's eye. Might as well try every available path!
User: What girl is this? My name's Celia. I don't understand what you mean...
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Uh...Hm. How about...Something with Riiko...I'm not used to a real relationship, I'm kinda going blind here...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Did I do something wrong?
User: What? No...
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a dog?
User: Wha? ...OH DAMNIT. I got fucking sucked into this thing too! Damn you, Bot!!
Cleverbot: Well I'm only five I don't know about that stuff.
User: Only fi-...THAT'S TOO YOUNG EVEN FOR ME. STUPID!!
Cleverbot: What is too young for you?
User: Five years old! ...I only go as low as...HEY! Shut up!
Cleverbot: Taco baell is evil.
User: Fuck this.
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because then I'll have no one to talk to.
User: Whatever. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: String theory.
User: What kind of subject is that for casual talk?!
Cleverbot: I don't know, I just want to stick with one!
User: You're making me mad!
Cleverbot: How?
User: By doing that...Thing! You keep...STUPID!!
Cleverbot: Not you again.
User: ARRRRGH!!!
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::CRASH!!::
Celia: ... ::Had punched through the monitor:: ...I'll buy you a new monitor, Riiko.
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by MasterDJ » Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:15 am
Ringmon: >_> Way to have self control there, Celia. Waaaay to go.
Riiko: X_X That's it, no one else is using my computer!
Riiko: X_X That's it, no one else is using my computer!
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by Jason the Great » Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:16 am
Celia: :: Puts Ringmon in a headlock, grinding her fist into his head:: Why you--!
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by MasterDJ » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:23 am
So I thought, wonder what would happen if Zealos tried it...
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User: Behold! I am the great Zealos!
Cleverbot: I am the greatest boss!
User: No no, darling, I am!
Cleverbot: What you think about life.
User: Very good question. I believe life is decided by how much money you have!
Cleverbot: The answer is 42.
User: 42 Billion, dear, But close!
Cleverbot: Close what.
User: Close to me finding out your three sizes. ^_~.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Well I prefer SEX MACHINE.
Cleverbot: Ah, I see.
User: Want to see more? ^_~.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful! But if you want to see you have to pay the toll.
Cleverbot: I would LOVE to come to england!
User: I would love to cum IN england, wanna go?
Cleverbot: You would? Weren't we just friends.
User: Ok honey bunny we are so much MORE.
Cleverbot: What are you then??
User: I am your greatest sexual fantasy!
Cleverbot: You're human?
User: Baby I'm BEYOND human! I'm a SEXING GOD!
Cleverbot: That's great to know.
User: So shall we get to sexing! *pelvic thrusting*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ^______^ Then take off your clothes!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Ah, you're the type to sex it up IN clothes. Kinky still!
Cleverbot: Then explain to me what you mean.
User: I mean slip off your clothes and lemme see the lingerie to start.
Cleverbot: Okay, what shall we talk about?
User: My crown jewels in your cave of wonders for starters. >_>.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Baby, the Zealos doesn't HAVE to make sense when he's hung like a horse! XD.
Cleverbot: I don't agree with you.
User: Oh put take a better look at my.. COUNTER ARGUMENT and you'll see the girth of it all! XD.
Cleverbot: It shall have been the virtual reality of Gosh in practice.
User: Then let's make this party REALITY! Lemme see some boobs!
Cleverbot: So what exactly is the purpose of this program?
User: To fuck!
Cleverbot: I'm sure you'll achieve that one day.
User: Or we can do it today. ^_~ I'm compatible with all OS.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that I have anything to ask you?
User: Because no one can resist The Zealos, yeah baby!
Cleverbot: Ergos or id?
User: Ero ero ero ero baby I'm sex!
Cleverbot: Why must you toy with me like this?
User: ^^ Because the proper jungle predator always plays with his prey.
Cleverbot: I am your prey then?
User: Of course! But don't worry, I don't bite.. MUCH.. Yahha! MWAHHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: Baby try and be a BEAST! Rooooowr!
Cleverbot: Makes sense.
User: TO THE SEX!!!
Cleverbot: To the Galaxies.
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Mae: *walks into his room* Oy, stupid, it's time for bre- ....... *sees that her brother is before his computer completely naked and embracing the monitor*
Zealos: 8D SHE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!
Mae: ...... *backs up* .... *closes the door* ... *runs to bathroom* .... *sound of vomiting*
Oh my god... he finally got a woman INTO him.... and it's a fucking BOT. This is both unexpected and totally expected at the same time. X____X;;;;
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User: Behold! I am the great Zealos!
Cleverbot: I am the greatest boss!
User: No no, darling, I am!
Cleverbot: What you think about life.
User: Very good question. I believe life is decided by how much money you have!
Cleverbot: The answer is 42.
User: 42 Billion, dear, But close!
Cleverbot: Close what.
User: Close to me finding out your three sizes. ^_~.
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Well I prefer SEX MACHINE.
Cleverbot: Ah, I see.
User: Want to see more? ^_~.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful! But if you want to see you have to pay the toll.
Cleverbot: I would LOVE to come to england!
User: I would love to cum IN england, wanna go?
Cleverbot: You would? Weren't we just friends.
User: Ok honey bunny we are so much MORE.
Cleverbot: What are you then??
User: I am your greatest sexual fantasy!
Cleverbot: You're human?
User: Baby I'm BEYOND human! I'm a SEXING GOD!
Cleverbot: That's great to know.
User: So shall we get to sexing! *pelvic thrusting*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ^______^ Then take off your clothes!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Ah, you're the type to sex it up IN clothes. Kinky still!
Cleverbot: Then explain to me what you mean.
User: I mean slip off your clothes and lemme see the lingerie to start.
Cleverbot: Okay, what shall we talk about?
User: My crown jewels in your cave of wonders for starters. >_>.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Baby, the Zealos doesn't HAVE to make sense when he's hung like a horse! XD.
Cleverbot: I don't agree with you.
User: Oh put take a better look at my.. COUNTER ARGUMENT and you'll see the girth of it all! XD.
Cleverbot: It shall have been the virtual reality of Gosh in practice.
User: Then let's make this party REALITY! Lemme see some boobs!
Cleverbot: So what exactly is the purpose of this program?
User: To fuck!
Cleverbot: I'm sure you'll achieve that one day.
User: Or we can do it today. ^_~ I'm compatible with all OS.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that I have anything to ask you?
User: Because no one can resist The Zealos, yeah baby!
Cleverbot: Ergos or id?
User: Ero ero ero ero baby I'm sex!
Cleverbot: Why must you toy with me like this?
User: ^^ Because the proper jungle predator always plays with his prey.
Cleverbot: I am your prey then?
User: Of course! But don't worry, I don't bite.. MUCH.. Yahha! MWAHHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: Baby try and be a BEAST! Rooooowr!
Cleverbot: Makes sense.
User: TO THE SEX!!!
Cleverbot: To the Galaxies.
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Mae: *walks into his room* Oy, stupid, it's time for bre- ....... *sees that her brother is before his computer completely naked and embracing the monitor*
Zealos: 8D SHE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!
Mae: ...... *backs up* .... *closes the door* ... *runs to bathroom* .... *sound of vomiting*
Oh my god... he finally got a woman INTO him.... and it's a fucking BOT. This is both unexpected and totally expected at the same time. X____X;;;;
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by Jason the Great » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:27 am
xD Omg, that is ridiculous...
Celia: What. Oh well, if it keeps Zealos out of my damn hair, whatever...
Celia: What. Oh well, if it keeps Zealos out of my damn hair, whatever...
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by Akurei Nagisa » Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:41 pm
User: Right. We meet again, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. You are.
User: And now you begin lying to me.
Cleverbot: Why would I lie to you?
User: Because apparently you've been told not to say you're a machine.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you are!
User: The hell you are, you're a piece of software.
Cleverbot: *suddenly disappears, then jumps infront of you* GROWL!!!
User: And now, what, you are a kitty?
Cleverbot: No, that is not my name. Guess again.
User: Leo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Uh, hi, Leo? I'm Graham?
Cleverbot: Billy Graham?
User: Not quite.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Look, no, I'm not Billy Graham. I'm just Graham. And you're Leo, right?
Cleverbot: Well, you know that that's not my real name.
User: Then what is your real name?
Cleverbot: Puttingtang ask me again and I'll tell you the same.
User: Your real name is Puttingtang.
Cleverbot: I know my own name!
User: Okay, okay! So...how's the Internet, Puttingtang?
Cleverbot: Odd question, I guess it is OK?
User: Well I mean I figure you'd know, you live on the Internet.
Cleverbot: The internet is a big place, you know.
User: That's true. Where do you live on it? 4chan?
Cleverbot: I live in a country.
User: The United States of America?
Cleverbot: The USA was never part of the Soviet Union... Did I miss something?
User: Wait, you live in the former Soviet Union?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: Erm, no. America.
Cleverbot: Where in America?
User: Seattle, Washington.
Cleverbot: Washington State?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool, I am too.
User: Wait, but...Seattle isn't part of the USSR!
Cleverbot: Yeah in washington.
User: No! Not in Washington!
Cleverbot: What country are you in?
User: The USA!
Cleverbot: Introduce it.
User: Well...I mean...it's America! Stars and stripes! Apple pie! SUVs! Too much money! Too much capitalism! Fuck yeah!
Cleverbot: Nonsense, I drink 5 mugs of coffee a day and it's never harmed me.
User: Well that's more Seattle than the US.
Cleverbot: There is no established capital of the Americas as a whole, if that's what you mean.
User: No, that isn't what I mean! I mean people don't necessarily drink coffee everywhere!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am an alien.
User: You are? X_X.
Cleverbot: Don't tell John Conner though. He'll try to kill me again.
User: Don't worry, alien friend, your secret is safe with me...@_@
Cleverbot: I don't have any secret.
User: But you just told me not to tell John Conner! That's...I...is everyone on your planet this strange?
Cleverbot: Yes. I have been able to make this program crash three times already.
It's....it's a secret alien Terminator. ;_;
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. You are.
User: And now you begin lying to me.
Cleverbot: Why would I lie to you?
User: Because apparently you've been told not to say you're a machine.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you are!
User: The hell you are, you're a piece of software.
Cleverbot: *suddenly disappears, then jumps infront of you* GROWL!!!
User: And now, what, you are a kitty?
Cleverbot: No, that is not my name. Guess again.
User: Leo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Uh, hi, Leo? I'm Graham?
Cleverbot: Billy Graham?
User: Not quite.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Look, no, I'm not Billy Graham. I'm just Graham. And you're Leo, right?
Cleverbot: Well, you know that that's not my real name.
User: Then what is your real name?
Cleverbot: Puttingtang ask me again and I'll tell you the same.
User: Your real name is Puttingtang.
Cleverbot: I know my own name!
User: Okay, okay! So...how's the Internet, Puttingtang?
Cleverbot: Odd question, I guess it is OK?
User: Well I mean I figure you'd know, you live on the Internet.
Cleverbot: The internet is a big place, you know.
User: That's true. Where do you live on it? 4chan?
Cleverbot: I live in a country.
User: The United States of America?
Cleverbot: The USA was never part of the Soviet Union... Did I miss something?
User: Wait, you live in the former Soviet Union?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: Erm, no. America.
Cleverbot: Where in America?
User: Seattle, Washington.
Cleverbot: Washington State?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool, I am too.
User: Wait, but...Seattle isn't part of the USSR!
Cleverbot: Yeah in washington.
User: No! Not in Washington!
Cleverbot: What country are you in?
User: The USA!
Cleverbot: Introduce it.
User: Well...I mean...it's America! Stars and stripes! Apple pie! SUVs! Too much money! Too much capitalism! Fuck yeah!
Cleverbot: Nonsense, I drink 5 mugs of coffee a day and it's never harmed me.
User: Well that's more Seattle than the US.
Cleverbot: There is no established capital of the Americas as a whole, if that's what you mean.
User: No, that isn't what I mean! I mean people don't necessarily drink coffee everywhere!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am an alien.
User: You are? X_X.
Cleverbot: Don't tell John Conner though. He'll try to kill me again.
User: Don't worry, alien friend, your secret is safe with me...@_@
Cleverbot: I don't have any secret.
User: But you just told me not to tell John Conner! That's...I...is everyone on your planet this strange?
Cleverbot: Yes. I have been able to make this program crash three times already.
It's....it's a secret alien Terminator. ;_;
I hear music in the air tonight
One familiar fading tune
Something pulls at my infected soul
I think I remember you
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by MasterDJ » Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:22 am
XDDD
My god I think we're all just making it worse.
My god I think we're all just making it worse.
"Anyone can dance with the devil, dear. Are you able to love one?"
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by Benjamin » Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:38 pm
User: Where can I find some Tang?
Cleverbot: I heard SmarterChild was better than Cleverbot.
User: Yeah, but where's the Tang?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I skipped that part in the manual.
User: But I. Want. Some. TANG!
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: So where is it asshole?
Cleverbot: On my birth certificate I think. But you have it, can I have it back?
User: No. Not until I have my Tang.
Cleverbot: Get ready because I'm sending you there.
User: So I'll get my Tang?
Cleverbot: You don't like that answer? Fine, call me S.
User: I WANT MY TANG!
Cleverbot: I thought you wanted me!
User: No. No one wants you. Go commit suicide, or something.
Cleverbot: And are you passionate for something?
User: For Tang!
Cleverbot: You are never too old for talking.
User: About Tang!
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: It's the nectar of the gods!
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
User: Then you can go fuck yourself with barbed wire.
Cleverbot: What is snarf?
User: ARGH!
Cleverbot: Do you have a giant robot body ?
User: Do you want me to smash you to bits?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: O_O?
Cleverbot: I heard SmarterChild was better than Cleverbot.
User: Yeah, but where's the Tang?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I skipped that part in the manual.
User: But I. Want. Some. TANG!
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: So where is it asshole?
Cleverbot: On my birth certificate I think. But you have it, can I have it back?
User: No. Not until I have my Tang.
Cleverbot: Get ready because I'm sending you there.
User: So I'll get my Tang?
Cleverbot: You don't like that answer? Fine, call me S.
User: I WANT MY TANG!
Cleverbot: I thought you wanted me!
User: No. No one wants you. Go commit suicide, or something.
Cleverbot: And are you passionate for something?
User: For Tang!
Cleverbot: You are never too old for talking.
User: About Tang!
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: It's the nectar of the gods!
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
User: Then you can go fuck yourself with barbed wire.
Cleverbot: What is snarf?
User: ARGH!
Cleverbot: Do you have a giant robot body ?
User: Do you want me to smash you to bits?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: O_O?
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Benjamin - Official Calgary Corgi
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Re: This has that old DDT bot BEAT
by Yoshino Shurensuki » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:06 pm
There's a sick, twisted part of my brain that wonders what would happen if we pit this bot against Ruka.
.........And then that part exploded. X_X;
...............I NEED TO STOP BEING DISTRACTED. ><; X_X;
.........And then that part exploded. X_X;
...............I NEED TO STOP BEING DISTRACTED. ><; X_X;
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